budgetflyer:For another 5K Ill teach you to format your answers so as most people can read them without straining their eyes

Okay, just for budgetflyer, I will explain the joke:
Morgy wrote in CAPITALS requesting a course to sort out his caps lock problem (this was a joke
).
I then wrote in tiny letters that I had been on a course and it was too intense - ie, it had sent me too far the other way (hence the tiny letters and lack of capital letters at the start of each sentence). Sheesh!
Get it now?