The sheer CHEEK of it!
I have 3 clients who are probably the worst clients in the world. They're obviously intending never to pay me a penny but I've remained pleasant and friendly with them simply because none of them has anything the bailiffs can seize and there's no point in making enemies unnecessarily, is there?
When signing up one of the above three, his brother was present and when I asked the prospective client if £7 was going to be easily payable, he says yes and his brother says 'If he doesn't pay it, I will'.
So, there I am tonight, talking to that very client and he's giving yet another excuse and yet again asking me to call back 'tomorrow' when his brother appears from inside the house and asks me if I can get him a loan.
He tells me he's working full-time and asks what the procedure is.
I nearly say the procedure is that he can kiss my effing @rse but they're both built like the proverbial brick out-house so I explain politely that it's up to my bosses who are currently reluctant to issue new loans as so many existing accounts on the estate are not-up-date.
My take on the situation is that because I've never threatened them or taken a high-handed attitude with them they think I'm a nice enough guy but that I'm a complete and utter mug . . . or the loan company is run by mugs . . . or both.
What a life, eh? 