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why its good to be a woman

Last post 15 Mar 2006, 8:58 AM by Bryant. 21 replies.
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  •  14 Dec 2005, 5:28 PM 28280 in reply to 28264

    RE: why its good to be a woman

    Titanic

    Thats what I call a girl who goes down on the first outing

    I guess thats me in trouble devil



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  •  15 Dec 2005, 5:39 PM 28281 in reply to 28264

    RE: why its good to be a woman

    :p :p :p :p
    you little tinker mr h !!!!!



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  •  19 Dec 2005, 3:14 PM 28282 in reply to 28264

    RE: why its good to be a woman

    I like submarines (men who only come up for air once in a while)



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  •  01 Jan 2006, 4:31 PM 28283 in reply to 28264

    RE: why its good to be a woman

    then you need to change your rabbit for a submarine!!!!
    we men dont have that problem, we have our trusted left hand!!!!
  •  19 Jan 2006, 8:25 AM 103757 in reply to 28278

    Devil [6] Re: RE: why its good to be a woman

    Craig

    The best thing about being a woman is that getting a man is a choice whereas a man getting a woman is a chore

    ie you would have to work to get me (very hard if thats your photo) but I just flutter my eyes and wear a wonder bra


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  •  15 Mar 2006, 8:58 AM 112355 in reply to 103757

    Re: RE: why its good to be a woman

    The main things I don't like about being a woman are that:

    (a) I always get lost wherever I go because as a woman I have no sense of direction; and

    (b) Everytime I try to open the boot of my car, the petrol cap flies open instead - not only can't I tell left from right, but I can't tell up from down either!  I've tried to deal with this by deliberately doing the opposite to what I think might be right... but somehow this doesn't work either.  The universe conspires against us females, I'm sure! 

    (My husband wishes I would open the petrol cap sometimes on purpose - to put petrol in the damn car, instead of running out and having to be rescued... while I'm too busy putting on lipstick and talking on the phone!)

    But I do like being a girl, apart from these - and other - minor inconveniences!

    Angela

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